hell of a vulture
benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

WEAK MAN WEAK

WEAK MAN WEAK

typewriterblues:

ask./tell.                 I have a book for sale.

Broke and fresh outta ganja and cigarettes

Whaaat is this 

I passed perming class! Aw yay who woulda thought. 100% on my practical, 96% on my quiz, and 94% on my test.

Ashley: okay Nichole
Me: stop calling me that
Ashley: alright baby Nicky
Bri: doesn't Carolyn call you snickers?
Me:
Bri:
Me: nikkadoddles, actually. Like that's any better.
Bri: snick for short
Me:

Ashley asks why I called her Monday and never texted her back. Trying to explain to her that I had the munchies and all I wanted was a damn Mac snack wrap and I wanted to know how much it was for… About 100 of em. She looks at me and goes “you look stoned” and walks away.
Good talk, ked.

I was talking to the girl at school that I have the hots for and she goes “oh your hair looks cute” and dear god I had to stop myself because I almost said “you look cute” so it came out as “YOOOU- you- YOUR hair looks cute”

themoshblog:

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